No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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