4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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