i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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