It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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