This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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