Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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