Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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