So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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