So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You can make out without kissing
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