I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Can I color on your dick again?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
