I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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