...so i touched it.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
we're so committed to being not committed
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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