I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
