Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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