is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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