Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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