He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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