Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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