By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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