It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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