he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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