Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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