david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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