Can Purell be used as lube?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
