Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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