Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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