Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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