Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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