Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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