I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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