We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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