dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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