I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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