Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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