Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Congratulations! We have a period
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