i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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