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I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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