Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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