dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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