a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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