nut hugger
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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