Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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