i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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