yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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