Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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