she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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