i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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