Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm too high and old for this...
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