I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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