it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
being pregnant is like rehab
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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