the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Dear god my vagina.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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