What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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