just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
